Where’ve you been man? I’ve tried calling like 4 times already, sent probably a dozen texts too. Well it seems this is my last resort then I guess… maybe you’ll get on here and check site stats or something.
Anyhow I really need you to not come home tonight, stay out with that ladyfriend of yours… I’m sure you’d love an excuse to spend the night with her anyways. Seriously though, I need the place to myself tonight. I’m going to be preoccupied you know... and I’m sure you don’t wanna have to deal with it. So yeah, hopefully you see this or get one/all of my various messages to you.